Post by Daffy on Jan 6, 2009 14:33:06 GMT
Have a HOT one-night stand with a street mongrel.
Try to understand that cats are from Venus and I am from Mars.
I will no longer be indebted to somebody by the sound of a can opener.
Make a petition that Leg Humping should be a competition in major dog shows.
Take time from my busy schedule to stop and smell behinds.
Become more assertive - break into pantry and decide for MYSELF how much food is 'too' much.
I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND.
Try to understand that cats are from Venus and I am from Mars.
I will no longer be indebted to somebody by the sound of a can opener.
Make a petition that Leg Humping should be a competition in major dog shows.
Take time from my busy schedule to stop and smell behinds.
Become more assertive - break into pantry and decide for MYSELF how much food is 'too' much.
I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND.