Post by Daffy on Oct 26, 2008 23:27:38 GMT
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
Why do bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques?
A torch is a case for holding dead batteries
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Few women admit their age - Few men act it.
Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Have you noticed that nobody is listening to you, until you make a mistake?
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
Why do bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques?
A torch is a case for holding dead batteries
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Few women admit their age - Few men act it.
Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Have you noticed that nobody is listening to you, until you make a mistake?