mac
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Post by mac on Oct 21, 2008 21:17:38 GMT
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment."
His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, He embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said:
"Thanks," and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken
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Post by Bea on Oct 22, 2008 22:57:29 GMT
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment." His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, He embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said: "Thanks," and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken Reminds me of that chat up line , How do you like your eggs in the morning ?............. |
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gagged
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Post by gagged on Nov 9, 2008 19:24:05 GMT
Son asks his father "dad what is the difference between "potentially" and "realistically?
Father says "come with me to your sisters room" They get their and the father asks his daughter "would you sleep with the postman for a miilion quid"? The daughter replies "too bloody right I would" He then says to his son "come with me to mine and your mothers room"
Getting there he says to his wife "would you sleep with the milkman for two million quid"? to which she replied "too bloody right I would".
He said "so you see son, "potentially" we're sitting on 3 million quid, "realistically" we're living with a couple of slags"!
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gagged
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Post by gagged on Nov 16, 2008 17:04:17 GMT
Husban says to wife "come on, me you and the dog are going fishing" wife says "I don't want to go fishing".
Husband says "you've got three choices 1. we go fishing. 2. I give it to you up the a***. or 3. you give me a b*** j**"
Wife says "OK I'll give you a b*** j**" Halfway through she says "your ***k tastes like s***" to which he replied "yeah the dog didn't want to go fishing either"
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