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Post by Daffy on Oct 16, 2008 20:53:40 GMT
When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
Never summon a demon aloud, as a joke.
Do not attempt to search a basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
If the person who opens the door speaks to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice other than their own - RUN !!
When you are with a group of people NEVER pair off and go it alone.
As a General Rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
If you're searching for something that caused a noise and find out that it's not the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.
If you find a house that looks totally deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and leave NOW!!
If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are a female. Even though you may be faster than the monster, you can be sure that it WILL catch you . . . . .
If your friends suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.
If your car runs out of petrol late at night, do not go to a nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, or band saws. This is especially true if they are wearing a hockey mask or one made of human skin.
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