Post by Daffy on Oct 16, 2008 20:37:15 GMT
Top 10 Houses to Avoid while Trick-or-Treating
1. Any house that seems to be disappearing into a hole in the ground.
2. Any house that has ornamental lawn Hell Hounds.
3. Any house whose only entrance is through the basement.
4. Any house where all the windows are glowing with eerie green light.
5. Any house that keeps growling, "Get out"
6. Any house where the trophy animal heads on the walls are talking.
7. Any house that has a bloody wood chipper displayed in the front yard.
8. Any house with a yard full of statues of people in strange running poses.
9. Any house that wasn't there a couple of seconds ago.
10. Any house made from Gingerbread
1. Any house that seems to be disappearing into a hole in the ground.
2. Any house that has ornamental lawn Hell Hounds.
3. Any house whose only entrance is through the basement.
4. Any house where all the windows are glowing with eerie green light.
5. Any house that keeps growling, "Get out"
6. Any house where the trophy animal heads on the walls are talking.
7. Any house that has a bloody wood chipper displayed in the front yard.
8. Any house with a yard full of statues of people in strange running poses.
9. Any house that wasn't there a couple of seconds ago.
10. Any house made from Gingerbread