Post by Daffy on Oct 3, 2008 23:18:47 GMT
Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well cos they had photos of Manchester United players on them - people couldn't work out which side to spit on.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don't know, there are some things a pig won't do.
Some flies were playing football in a saucer, using a sugar lump as a ball. One of them said,
"We'll have to do better than this lads, we're playing in the cup tomorrow."
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well cos they had photos of Manchester United players on them - people couldn't work out which side to spit on.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don't know, there are some things a pig won't do.
Some flies were playing football in a saucer, using a sugar lump as a ball. One of them said,
"We'll have to do better than this lads, we're playing in the cup tomorrow."
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D