Post by Daffy on Sept 20, 2008 20:07:27 GMT
Why is a Jerseyman happy when he sees a red sky at night? He thinks Guernsey is on fire!
Did you hear about the Guernseyman who sat at a filter in turn in Jersey for 30 minutes - waiting for another car to come along....
A Jerseyman and a Guernseyman were walking together one day and came across a glowing lamp.
The Guernseyman rubbed the lamp and out came a Genie.
The Genie turned to the two men and said "I will grant you each one wish", so the Guernseyman made his wish - "I wish for you to put 100 foot walls around Guernsey to keep the Beans out".
Immediately 100 foot walls appeared all around Guernsey.
The Genie turned to the Jerseyman and said "You have one wish".
The Jerseyman said "See those walls - fill them with water"
How many Jersey States members does it take to change a light bulb. All of them !
Did you hear about the Guernseyman who sat at a filter in turn in Jersey for 30 minutes - waiting for another car to come along....
A Jerseyman and a Guernseyman were walking together one day and came across a glowing lamp.
The Guernseyman rubbed the lamp and out came a Genie.
The Genie turned to the two men and said "I will grant you each one wish", so the Guernseyman made his wish - "I wish for you to put 100 foot walls around Guernsey to keep the Beans out".
Immediately 100 foot walls appeared all around Guernsey.
The Genie turned to the Jerseyman and said "You have one wish".
The Jerseyman said "See those walls - fill them with water"
How many Jersey States members does it take to change a light bulb. All of them !
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